The Adventures of Yang Mei Mei

Here's the original letter:
I think Yang Mei Mei can do some damage here!

> My name is Elena, I which girl of 26 years, I was born on June,
> 27, 1980 in city Kazan in Russia, my growth of 173 sm, my weight of 63
> kg. I investigated English language in institute, I studied there as
> the architect, but have then connected the life with Landscape
> designer. I write to you this letter in full despair. The matter is
> that I have got acquainted with the man through the Internet. I
> corresponded with him many months, we very well understood each other,
> and during our dialogue became very much close people. I have
> understood, that we need to receive a meeting, in fact, one real
> meeting, can tell about the person, it is more than thousand letters.
> I began to prepare for documents for departure Russia. While we
> communicated, I saved money for travel. I worked much, I make
> everything what to earn money for the trip. I went to the purpose, and
> I her have achieved! But when I have written him that have invited me
> in embassy, concerning consultation for reception of the visa. he has
> told that all this was for him game. he received pleasure from
> dialogue, but he did not think, that my intentions were very serious.
> Then I have received the letter where he wrote " that him is very a
> pity, he the married person and is happy in marriage ". When I have
> written him a question why he so severely played with me. he has
> ceased to write and began to ignore my letters which I wrote. I write
> to you this letter, with hope that you will answer me! A problem that
> in a week I shall receive the visa. I do not want to cancel trip from
> for this cowardly loser. I not when was not abroad Russia, and it was
> very pleasant for me to look the country. I want to tell to you, that
> I have all necessary what to arrive to you. Whether I simply want ask
> you I can to make it?! I understand, that this offer can be very
> interesting and strange simultaneously. But very much frequently, the
> life, brings to us surprises which we simply do not wait. And now at
> us two such surprise. My heart prompts me, that we could take pleasure
> in dialogue, pleasantly spend. Together we could embellish our boring
> life. Now I am in Moscow, I live here in cheap hotel as I have no
> relatives in Moscow. This week I shall go to receive the visa. I very
> strongly want, that you with understanding would consider my
> situation. I want to look the world, and to see as people live, than
> they are engaged. I shall be simply happy to get acquainted and arrive
> to the person who has rescued me in such difficult situation. I want
> to use one chance which was given to me with my destiny. And who
> knows, this chance be given and to you can. I the usual woman which
> have remained in private, with such big problem. I ask you to
> understand my letter correctly, and to try enter my position. I shall
> be very grateful to you, if you write to me the letter. I can send you
> the picture, that you could see the woman which so has severely been
> deceived. I was to be trusted, that you will not laugh on up to me. I
> hope that you will correctly react to my unexpected letter!!! In fact
> lives it is a strange piece, and not when you do not know, where you
> will find, and where you will lose. That you would think of that that
> I have arrived to you on a visit, I shall be very glad to receive from
> you the letter. My address of e-mail (listersster@bk.ru). Yours
> faithfully Elena.

So I use the address listed on the bottom of the email and respond.

Wow, dear Elena. Your man didn't find you? That must be terrible!
Maybe you should go back home. I would like to invite you here, but
I'm afraid you would not like life here in Coruscant. Life is hard
here under the empire. Many troops dressed in white march the streets
preventing people from doing anything against Emperor Palpatine. And
my lowly wage of 3000 credits a month working as a cook aboard a star
destroyer in the imperial navy may not be adequate to cope with
someone else living at my humble home. But please, send me your
picture, then I shall send you mine. Maybe I can help you somehow. Do
you like pencils? Bye.

Mr. Yang, Petty Officer 1st Class
aboard Star Destroyer NCC-1701-D

Yes, folks, life IS truly hard in the Galactic Empire! (I got a thing for using the Empire in some of these emails.

BUT... Trouble already!

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

listersster@bk.ru

Technical details of permanent failure:
PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 16): 550 Message was not accepted --
invalid mailbox. Local mailbox listersster@bk.ru is unavailable:
account is disabled

No more email box! Damn those spammers! nazi stormtroopers! All is not lost though. There's still the address where it was originally sent from. I'll have to try that one now, see if that goes through. I copied the entire email & added the following:

My my, Elena, you must be in some very hard times. When I emailed
you, the email I received back says that the account has been
disabled. I will try you on this email, your original one. I will be
out to sea for another couple days, as the Rebel Alliance is making
things tough on the province of Hoth. They're using wookies to try to
sink my ship, so we'll be back in port soon. Please get back to me. I
worry about you.

May the force be with you, always.
Mr Yang.

Hopefully this one holds. I'll edit this particular post with any updates.