The Adventures of Yang Mei Mei

First of all, to explain this, I've been posting this online for quite awhile on Shanghai Expat. All I really did to get it here is to hit the Printer Friendly version, then edit & paste, hence the rather sloppy look. From here on in though, I'll make it a bit more blog-friendly.

Am I the only one who gets this crap? Yet another Canadian Hotel wants to sweep little Yang Mei Mei off her feet and send her off to the great white north to give hand-jobs to great white people.

Here's the email

Canadian Hotels
Canada,
I am Rose from Canada, am The Manager Of Canada Hotels,Pls Hotel Need Man And Woman Who Can Work And Iive In Omini Hotel In Canada .A Division Of Canadian Hotel Canada ,Hotel Will Pay For your Ticket And Visa and order arrangement to bring you people to work we us in our hotel canada,If You Are Interest Contact Me Back O.k
E Mail ca_oimnshotelcity@yahoo.ca

Chritana Roseling Anna,
The Manager Of The hotel

and my reply (better chinglish than the last one.)

Hi rose. Ur really from canada? I want to live and work in canada. But i dont know youre hotel. can you tell me what about your hotel? what can i do at ur hotel? I am a petite chinese girl of 19 years old. but I only go to school i am 15 years old. i from 济南 in 山东. thats jinan in shandong. I learn english with my forin friends. they like teach me. please tell me more about ur job.

your new friend
yangmeimei

We'll see how far this one goes. the last one stopped when I kept saying western union didn't work. They gave up on poor Xiao Yang. As always, Mei Mei's got a Hard-On for Nigerian scams!

oh wait, no she doesn't...

Mar 24, 2006

Looks like they bit. yangmeimei
THANX ALOTS FOR YOUR MAIL OK, please contact us with our informations email address ok, for the other details ok, and we are use it to send our hotel informations to you ok, please get back to us with our hotel informations email address ok, ca_oimnshotel@yahoo.ca please you can go your bulk mail and pick our hotel information ok,

THANX
ROSELING ANNA,
THE MANAGER OF THE HOTEL

Ok. So now I have to get more information about the jobs available, ok. and then see what our little sex industry worker that could, can land, ok. (interesting how they say "Check the BULK mail." Spammers & scammers know who they are.

And wouldn't you know, it's IN THE BULK MAIL, in nice large pink letters.

CANADIAN HOTELS CANADA,

WELCOME TO HOTEL OMNI


THIS IS CANADA HOTELS IN CANADA, THIS MY PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL US ANY TIME FROM MORNING TO NIGHT, I1-806-359-6279, OR INTERNATIONAL DIAL 561-753-3993. CANADA.


SIGN. BY HOTEL CANADIAN .

HELLO DEAR
THE MANEGEMENTS AND THE STAFF OF HOTEL CANADIAN WISH TO INFORM YOU FOR AN A JOB VACANCY AT HOTEL CANADIAN FROM 12-01-006 READ CEREFULLY SO THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.
NOW, THE HOTELS NEED A GROUP OF FIVE OR TEN MEN AND WOMAN WHO CAN WORK AND LIVE IN HOTELS IN CANADA, U.S.A
THIS IS HOW THE WORK CAN BE AND ABOUT UR PAYMENT OF SALARY?CUPID.GIF (12155 bytes)
,
THIS IS THE TYPE OF WORK
A, WACHING CARS IN HOTEL. --- EVERY MONTH SALARY - 1200 US DOOLLARS
B, CLEAN IN THE HOTELS ROOM.-- EVERY MONTH SALARY -1500 US DOLLARS
C, SALE IN THE BAR HOTEL.----------- EVERY MONTH SALARY -1500 US DOLLARS
D, MENS AND WOMEN WHO CAN HOST PEOPLE ON STAGE. --EVERY MONTH SALARY - 1600 US
E,WAREHOUSE SUPERVISOR .....EVERY MONTH SALARY......1400US DOLLARS
F,QUALITY DRIVER....EVERY MONTH SALARY......1350US DOLLARS
G,SECURITY MEN.....EVERY MONTH SALARY .......1400US DOLLARS.
H,ATTENDANT.........EVERY MONTH SALARY..........1250US DOLLARS
I,COOKS WITH TWO YEARS EXPERINCE.....EVERY MONTH...1400US DOLLARS
NOW IF ARE INTERREST?
U CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS ca_oimnshotel@yahoo.ca

ABOUT HOW U CAN COME OVER HERE IN CANADA.
HOTELS WILL PAY FOR UR FLIGHT TICKET AND UR VISA, WHEN YOU START WORK THE HOTEL WILL REDUCT IT GRADUAL IN UR PAYMENT SALARY EVERY MONTH.

THANKS MRS ROSELING Anna CHRISTANA .

Hit properties on the image, and you'll see it comes from dating-world.net. Perhaps Roseling has a side job?

The jobs however, to Yang Mei Mei's dis-mei, don't include "girls to sex with men" this time. Damn shame too. I'll have to see if I can get them to suggest it. What better way to do that than to find a nice pic off the same dating site, along with Yang Mei Mei's background working at Julu Lu.

And the 3rd email, incidentally in LARGE PINK FONT, reproduced as best I can here:

From Canadian Hotel,
Thanks;
If you are ready now,send us your names and passports numbers,the the hotel will send to you forms to fill and send it to immigration bureau ottawa canada office now with e mail address of immigration bureau ottawa canada will give to you all.
You are free to ask questions, if any thing is unclear to you.

GOOD LUCK TO YOU .

THANKS,
MRS C .ROSELING ANNA

They're working fast this time. Gonna have to scour the same site with an image of my own & reply just as soon as I get my 2nd cup of coffee.

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