The Adventures of Yang Mei Mei

Here's the original letter:
I think Yang Mei Mei can do some damage here!

> My name is Elena, I which girl of 26 years, I was born on June,
> 27, 1980 in city Kazan in Russia, my growth of 173 sm, my weight of 63
> kg. I investigated English language in institute, I studied there as
> the architect, but have then connected the life with Landscape
> designer. I write to you this letter in full despair. The matter is
> that I have got acquainted with the man through the Internet. I
> corresponded with him many months, we very well understood each other,
> and during our dialogue became very much close people. I have
> understood, that we need to receive a meeting, in fact, one real
> meeting, can tell about the person, it is more than thousand letters.
> I began to prepare for documents for departure Russia. While we
> communicated, I saved money for travel. I worked much, I make
> everything what to earn money for the trip. I went to the purpose, and
> I her have achieved! But when I have written him that have invited me
> in embassy, concerning consultation for reception of the visa. he has
> told that all this was for him game. he received pleasure from
> dialogue, but he did not think, that my intentions were very serious.
> Then I have received the letter where he wrote " that him is very a
> pity, he the married person and is happy in marriage ". When I have
> written him a question why he so severely played with me. he has
> ceased to write and began to ignore my letters which I wrote. I write
> to you this letter, with hope that you will answer me! A problem that
> in a week I shall receive the visa. I do not want to cancel trip from
> for this cowardly loser. I not when was not abroad Russia, and it was
> very pleasant for me to look the country. I want to tell to you, that
> I have all necessary what to arrive to you. Whether I simply want ask
> you I can to make it?! I understand, that this offer can be very
> interesting and strange simultaneously. But very much frequently, the
> life, brings to us surprises which we simply do not wait. And now at
> us two such surprise. My heart prompts me, that we could take pleasure
> in dialogue, pleasantly spend. Together we could embellish our boring
> life. Now I am in Moscow, I live here in cheap hotel as I have no
> relatives in Moscow. This week I shall go to receive the visa. I very
> strongly want, that you with understanding would consider my
> situation. I want to look the world, and to see as people live, than
> they are engaged. I shall be simply happy to get acquainted and arrive
> to the person who has rescued me in such difficult situation. I want
> to use one chance which was given to me with my destiny. And who
> knows, this chance be given and to you can. I the usual woman which
> have remained in private, with such big problem. I ask you to
> understand my letter correctly, and to try enter my position. I shall
> be very grateful to you, if you write to me the letter. I can send you
> the picture, that you could see the woman which so has severely been
> deceived. I was to be trusted, that you will not laugh on up to me. I
> hope that you will correctly react to my unexpected letter!!! In fact
> lives it is a strange piece, and not when you do not know, where you
> will find, and where you will lose. That you would think of that that
> I have arrived to you on a visit, I shall be very glad to receive from
> you the letter. My address of e-mail (listersster@bk.ru). Yours
> faithfully Elena.

So I use the address listed on the bottom of the email and respond.

Wow, dear Elena. Your man didn't find you? That must be terrible!
Maybe you should go back home. I would like to invite you here, but
I'm afraid you would not like life here in Coruscant. Life is hard
here under the empire. Many troops dressed in white march the streets
preventing people from doing anything against Emperor Palpatine. And
my lowly wage of 3000 credits a month working as a cook aboard a star
destroyer in the imperial navy may not be adequate to cope with
someone else living at my humble home. But please, send me your
picture, then I shall send you mine. Maybe I can help you somehow. Do
you like pencils? Bye.

Mr. Yang, Petty Officer 1st Class
aboard Star Destroyer NCC-1701-D

Yes, folks, life IS truly hard in the Galactic Empire! (I got a thing for using the Empire in some of these emails.

BUT... Trouble already!

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

listersster@bk.ru

Technical details of permanent failure:
PERM_FAILURE: SMTP Error (state 16): 550 Message was not accepted --
invalid mailbox. Local mailbox listersster@bk.ru is unavailable:
account is disabled

No more email box! Damn those spammers! nazi stormtroopers! All is not lost though. There's still the address where it was originally sent from. I'll have to try that one now, see if that goes through. I copied the entire email & added the following:

My my, Elena, you must be in some very hard times. When I emailed
you, the email I received back says that the account has been
disabled. I will try you on this email, your original one. I will be
out to sea for another couple days, as the Rebel Alliance is making
things tough on the province of Hoth. They're using wookies to try to
sink my ship, so we'll be back in port soon. Please get back to me. I
worry about you.

May the force be with you, always.
Mr Yang.

Hopefully this one holds. I'll edit this particular post with any updates.

First of all, to explain this, I've been posting this online for quite awhile on Shanghai Expat. All I really did to get it here is to hit the Printer Friendly version, then edit & paste, hence the rather sloppy look. From here on in though, I'll make it a bit more blog-friendly.

Am I the only one who gets this crap? Yet another Canadian Hotel wants to sweep little Yang Mei Mei off her feet and send her off to the great white north to give hand-jobs to great white people.

Here's the email

Canadian Hotels
Canada,
I am Rose from Canada, am The Manager Of Canada Hotels,Pls Hotel Need Man And Woman Who Can Work And Iive In Omini Hotel In Canada .A Division Of Canadian Hotel Canada ,Hotel Will Pay For your Ticket And Visa and order arrangement to bring you people to work we us in our hotel canada,If You Are Interest Contact Me Back O.k
E Mail ca_oimnshotelcity@yahoo.ca

Chritana Roseling Anna,
The Manager Of The hotel

and my reply (better chinglish than the last one.)

Hi rose. Ur really from canada? I want to live and work in canada. But i dont know youre hotel. can you tell me what about your hotel? what can i do at ur hotel? I am a petite chinese girl of 19 years old. but I only go to school i am 15 years old. i from 济南 in 山东. thats jinan in shandong. I learn english with my forin friends. they like teach me. please tell me more about ur job.

your new friend
yangmeimei

We'll see how far this one goes. the last one stopped when I kept saying western union didn't work. They gave up on poor Xiao Yang. As always, Mei Mei's got a Hard-On for Nigerian scams!

oh wait, no she doesn't...

Mar 24, 2006

Looks like they bit. yangmeimei
THANX ALOTS FOR YOUR MAIL OK, please contact us with our informations email address ok, for the other details ok, and we are use it to send our hotel informations to you ok, please get back to us with our hotel informations email address ok, ca_oimnshotel@yahoo.ca please you can go your bulk mail and pick our hotel information ok,

THANX
ROSELING ANNA,
THE MANAGER OF THE HOTEL

Ok. So now I have to get more information about the jobs available, ok. and then see what our little sex industry worker that could, can land, ok. (interesting how they say "Check the BULK mail." Spammers & scammers know who they are.

And wouldn't you know, it's IN THE BULK MAIL, in nice large pink letters.

CANADIAN HOTELS CANADA,

WELCOME TO HOTEL OMNI


THIS IS CANADA HOTELS IN CANADA, THIS MY PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL US ANY TIME FROM MORNING TO NIGHT, I1-806-359-6279, OR INTERNATIONAL DIAL 561-753-3993. CANADA.


SIGN. BY HOTEL CANADIAN .

HELLO DEAR
THE MANEGEMENTS AND THE STAFF OF HOTEL CANADIAN WISH TO INFORM YOU FOR AN A JOB VACANCY AT HOTEL CANADIAN FROM 12-01-006 READ CEREFULLY SO THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.
NOW, THE HOTELS NEED A GROUP OF FIVE OR TEN MEN AND WOMAN WHO CAN WORK AND LIVE IN HOTELS IN CANADA, U.S.A
THIS IS HOW THE WORK CAN BE AND ABOUT UR PAYMENT OF SALARY?CUPID.GIF (12155 bytes)
,
THIS IS THE TYPE OF WORK
A, WACHING CARS IN HOTEL. --- EVERY MONTH SALARY - 1200 US DOOLLARS
B, CLEAN IN THE HOTELS ROOM.-- EVERY MONTH SALARY -1500 US DOLLARS
C, SALE IN THE BAR HOTEL.----------- EVERY MONTH SALARY -1500 US DOLLARS
D, MENS AND WOMEN WHO CAN HOST PEOPLE ON STAGE. --EVERY MONTH SALARY - 1600 US
E,WAREHOUSE SUPERVISOR .....EVERY MONTH SALARY......1400US DOLLARS
F,QUALITY DRIVER....EVERY MONTH SALARY......1350US DOLLARS
G,SECURITY MEN.....EVERY MONTH SALARY .......1400US DOLLARS.
H,ATTENDANT.........EVERY MONTH SALARY..........1250US DOLLARS
I,COOKS WITH TWO YEARS EXPERINCE.....EVERY MONTH...1400US DOLLARS
NOW IF ARE INTERREST?
U CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS ca_oimnshotel@yahoo.ca

ABOUT HOW U CAN COME OVER HERE IN CANADA.
HOTELS WILL PAY FOR UR FLIGHT TICKET AND UR VISA, WHEN YOU START WORK THE HOTEL WILL REDUCT IT GRADUAL IN UR PAYMENT SALARY EVERY MONTH.

THANKS MRS ROSELING Anna CHRISTANA .

Hit properties on the image, and you'll see it comes from dating-world.net. Perhaps Roseling has a side job?

The jobs however, to Yang Mei Mei's dis-mei, don't include "girls to sex with men" this time. Damn shame too. I'll have to see if I can get them to suggest it. What better way to do that than to find a nice pic off the same dating site, along with Yang Mei Mei's background working at Julu Lu.

And the 3rd email, incidentally in LARGE PINK FONT, reproduced as best I can here:

From Canadian Hotel,
Thanks;
If you are ready now,send us your names and passports numbers,the the hotel will send to you forms to fill and send it to immigration bureau ottawa canada office now with e mail address of immigration bureau ottawa canada will give to you all.
You are free to ask questions, if any thing is unclear to you.

GOOD LUCK TO YOU .

THANKS,
MRS C .ROSELING ANNA

They're working fast this time. Gonna have to scour the same site with an image of my own & reply just as soon as I get my 2nd cup of coffee.

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